thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:40pm
psyducked:

onlylolgifs:

Cat diarrhea

thank you for producing this quality gif this is exactly what I come on tumblr to see

psyducked:

onlylolgifs:

Cat diarrhea

thank you for producing this quality gif this is exactly what I come on tumblr to see

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:38pm
pokemoniall:

this man is probably so ashamed that 50 years later he is in the same spot again

pokemoniall:

this man is probably so ashamed that 50 years later he is in the same spot again

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:36pm

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:33pm

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:22pm

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:19pm

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:19pm

nystic:

this is important please spread

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:17pm

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

Monday Aug 8 @ 08:16pm

tahthetrickster:

image

i cant believe this

Monday Aug 8 @ 06:56pm
ATTENTION

terezi-pie-rope:

madvlogz:

savanaugh:

souleaterunlimited:

savanaugh:

I AM ON A MISSION. I AM GOING TO FOLLOW EVERY BLOG ON THIS SITE. ALL OF THEM. HELP ME ACHIEVE THIS GOAL, INTERNET STRANGERS, BY REBLOGGING THIS POST AND I WILL FOLLOW ALL WHO REBLOG IT. E V E R Y O N E.

I want to call bullshit but I can’t take that chance 

good.

holy shit you’re really doing it

Ive wanted to do this but there are too many people id have to ignore

Monday Aug 8 @ 06:55pm

harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…

Monday Aug 8 @ 06:54pm

metalecstasy:

We have a lot in common Ozzy

Monday Aug 8 @ 06:48pm

iwarnedyouicouldntnameablog:

cosima-niehaus:

fulloffeels:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

sixpenceee:

Before I get into it, just know the pictures just serve as visual representations, not actual pictures

Okay so anyway, evidence for this theory is the following:

THE FACT THAT HUMANS ARE SO HAIRLESS: 

Only two kind of habitats give rise to hairless animals, an aquatic one and a one below the ground (a naked mole rat for example)

.The suggestion that humans have become hairless to prevent overheating has been rendered false because hair can act like a defense against the sun.

This is why camels retain their fur even in the hot dessert environment. 

OUR FAT CELLS

We have ten times the number of fat cells as expected in an animal our size. Only two types of animals have large fat cells: hibernating and aquatic ones. 

In hibernating it’s seasonal fat, but in aquatic it’s all year round. It’s unreasonable to think that we evolved this feature in land because large fat pockets would have just slowed us down. 

Primate babies are always born slender, but human babies start to develop fat even before birth. 

WALKING ON TWO LEGS

So we’re the only mammals that have developed bipedalism. This is a surprise, because walking on 2 legs vs. walking on 4 legs is very disadvantageous. It’s slower, unstable, our organs are vulnerable to damage.

One theory is that if our habitat was flooded, we’d have to walk on two legs to keep our heads above the water.

The only animal who has ever evolved a pelvis like ours, the swamp ape, used this method. 

BREATHING

We have conscious control over our breathing. Ever other land animal doesn’t. Mammals like dolphins and seals also conscious control because it tells them how deep they are going to dive and they can estimate how much air they need to inhale.

OTHER DIFFERENCES

Our body is so wasteful of salt and water. Think of tears and our way of sweating. Other land mammals don’t have this. Water mammals do however. 

Okay anyway I hope you learned something. 

Here’s a source and where you can find more information: X

For more interesting posts like this, go here: X

THIS THEORY IS VERY FAULTY AND NOT TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY

FOR WHY IT MAY NOT BE TRUE (x) 

So. Basically. We were FUCKING MERMAIDS. Damn.

I mainly want to believe this is correct so I can be descended from mermaids

Also! we’re pruny. we have a better grip on submerged objects when our fingertips are pruny. ah wow theories,

please. I like this theory.

Friday Aug 8 @ 08:15pm

dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

Thursday Aug 8 @ 11:36am
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